opinion based::how to be famous

Warning: This post might lead to frustration, the magic feeling of being annoyed and sense of anger if the reader's emotion is not handled properly. The blogger is not responsible for any consequences that might happen.

Okay, scared huh?

The warning is actually just this: I would like to remind y'all that me myself is NOT POPULAR and these steps/tips have not been tried by myself.

So, yeah~ let's get started! (at this point, when you read, please put up an excited face even if you're not excited at all, and maybe you can rub your hands together slyly)

Step one: Camwhore a lot.

This step is so easy peasy that even my cat can do it (urmm, I lied, I'm sorry). Camwhoring is actually taking and snapping pictures of yourself posing like this and that. If possible, post these kind of pictures on social network sites such as Facebook frequently. Do not edit the pictures too much as that will make you look fake. Try camwhoring from different angles (like from your left, from your right, be creative). To attract people, you should use a high quality camera and avoid webcam when u're camwhoring. If the pictures look good, and maybe you look cute, many people will start commenting and calling you 'cute' or 'gorgeous' (these words are so common, man). 

You should reply their comments by saying :

"thanks, you're cute too" (even if they are not cute at all)

And they'll say:

"no way, I think you're cuter"
And after a long time exchanging praises like that, you can end those things by saying:

"Okay, I think we are both cute"

You'll get hundreds of 'likes'. And if nobody likes your pictures, do try promoting your pictures to friends. Or you can try the second step.

Step two: Add/ follow everyone as friends

To be famous and to get hundreds of likes and comments, you should try adding as many people as you can even if they are strangers. If you're a girl, well what you can do is add as many guys as you can, and vice versa. They are the ones who'll like your photos and statuses.

Step three: Post brilliant/inspirational statuses

This step might not work well. But, if you are creative enough, people will start liking your statuses. You'll get thousands of likes by posting inspirational quote. But remember, don't post too many statuses of that kind as that will make all of them less special. Post one thing at a time. You can also post statuses that is criticizing someone. They like that kind of stuffs, you know? After a while of getting used to liking you statuses, they will also like your status even when you post "hello".

So there you go! Three steps that can make you famous in no time. The most important thing is: keep a good relationship between you "fans" and be very confident no matter what happens.

p/s: This post is only a joke and just for entertainment, Do not try any of them at all. All these steps can lead to a lot of free sins as you're exposing yourself freely by posing crazily or whatsoever, adding strangers and start communicating and talking trash or do unimportant contacts with the opposite sex. However, it's good to post inspirational things as hadiths or verses of Al-Quran to spread good things and make the world a better place. Bear in mind that all your posts are just to share good things with other people and not to get likes or be famous. There is indeed a hadith about spreading the words of Islam even with just a sentence.

Assalamualaikum and don't forget to perform you prayers ;)